AMAZING JOURNEY

HEY, IT'S SUNDAY NIGHT IN LONDON (LOUGHTON-THEY BOTH START WITH THE LETTER L, ANYWAY) AND IT'S HOT AND BALMY. WHERE ARE THE BLINKIN AIR CONDITIONERS? WHY IS THE GOLDEN ARCHES AND PIZZA HUT THE ONLY THING WITH AIR CON? WHY ARE THE AIR CON UNITS TO PURCHASE AS BIG AS THE OLD TYPE STEREO SPEAKERS? WHO NEEDS ANOTHER PIECE OF FURNITURE IN THESE SMALL ENGLISH HOUSE! ANYWHO, WE ARE NOT GOING TO SPAIN IN THE NEXT DAY OR SO. WE THINK THE SPANISH CROWDS MAYBE TOO ROUGH FOR THE LITTLE ONES! OH WELL! THE NOSE HAS LOST THE PLOT AND IS BECOMING INSULTING AND FORGETS THAT OTHERS HAVE FEELINGS TOO! HE HAD THE NERVE TO SAY TO A CLOSE FRIEND THAT HER HAIR NEEDS A BIG CHANGE AND THAT WAS AT A PRESS CONFERENCE! WHAT A CHEEK! AND THE GIRLFRIEND CALLS WHO FANS FAT AND HAIRY! WELL, WELL, WELL-WHO PAYS THE BILLS OLE DARLINGS OF SURREY?????????????????