I'M A STAR..................

YESTERDAY, WAS SUCH A WIERD AND WACKY DAY. THE KIDS ARE OFF FROM SCHOOL AND I TRY TO KEEP THEM BUSY AT ALL COSTS. SO, MY CLOSE AMERICAN FRIEND BETH, HER TWO BOYS, MY TWO ANGELS AND MYSELF WENT TO PARADISE WILDLIFE PARK IN HERTFORDSHIRE. WELL, I MADE MY STAGE DEBUT THERE! AND I LOVED IT SO BLINKIN MUCH! MY SON JOSHUA STOOD UP TO ANSWER A QUESTION FROM THE COMPARE ON THE STAGE. AND WOLA-I WAS CALLED TO PARTICIPATE! THERE WAS AN AUDIENCE ABOUT 450 OR SO! BOY, NOW I KNOW WHAT ROGER HAD SAID YOU DO ONLY SEE THE FIRST 3 OR 4 ROWS IN FRONT OF THE STAGE. IT'S HARD TO PICK OUT ANYONE ELSE WITH ALL THOSE LIGHT. SO, I HAD TO DANCE, RUN AROUND THE STAGE WITH THE COMPARE AND GET THE AUDIENCE TO REACT! AND I DIDN'T GIVE A MONKEYS THAT I HAD NO MAKE-UP ON, WEARING SHORTS, HAIRED TIED BACK AND FAT! SO BLINKING WHAT-I HAD A BLAST. AND I WANT TO DO IT AGAIN! LOOK OUT BETTE MIDLER HERE I COME! AFTERWARDS, WE HAD LUNCH AND JOSHUA GOT STUNG BY A WASP. SO WE WENT TO THE FIRST AID-THANK HEAVENS FOR WASP EASE! JAMIE GOR A SPLINTER, KAYLEIGH GOT A BELLY ACHE BUT LAST BUT NOT LEAST WE WHERE TAKING A LAST LOOK AT THE ANIMALS BEFORE GOING HOME AND A GAME KEEPER OPENED A FENCE...............AND..........AND...........A GIANT TEPIER ESCAPED! WHAT A GIRL I AM. I RAN AND PUSHED MY FRIEND AND THE KIDS SO FAST. I PICTURED THIS CREATURE AS A WILD BOAR! I ALMOST POOED MYSELF! THE KEEPER GENTLY TOLD THE TAPIER TO GO BACK AND HE/SHE DID. WELL, I DIDN'T SLEEP AND HAD HEAT STROKE THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT AND I WANT TO BE SPAIN FOR THE WHO TONIGHT! I JUST WILL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR ITA AND 3 SONGS ON THE COMPUTER TONIGHT! oh well!